A classmate of mine from Phillips Exeter Academy made me chuckle this morning with a post to his Facebook page.
Pete wrote:
I keep thinking about a good name for the rampantly-misused, inappropriately placed apostrophe which makes non-possessive words seem possessive instead of plural, i.e. tomato’s, cocktail’s & habanero’s.
The name just stuck me a few days ago: the “impostrophe” (get it imposter+apostrophe)
You heard it here first. 12/17/08 I want full royalties. Thanks for reading.
Pete may not only be one of the funniest carpenters in Boston but perhaps one of the brightest as well. If you’re looking for a top-notch carpenter in the Boston area, drop him an email at mail@phcarpentry.com
PS: I think Pete mightbe related to Ze Frank.