Small Victories

by Timothy Post on 2007/07/31

red bull

As those of you who live in a foreign country know, it is the “small victories” which make all the frustrations of a different culture seem irrelevant. This week I had three such small victories:

1. I “discovered” that it IS POSSIBLE to buy Sugar-Free Red Bull. Red Bull mixed with vodka and a twist of lemon is a great drink. The problem for me had been “uglivodee” (aka carbs) or way too many is a standard can of Red Bull. Problem solved.

2. I learned how to “program” the treadmill at Orange Fitness to display Miles and Miles per Hour instead of kilometers. Although I have come to think in kilometers, sometimes it’s just nice to use the system you know best and not think. The funny thing is that every time I “reprogram” the treadmill I need to press about 27 buttons and the staff think I am another dumb foreigner who can’t figure-out the treadmill. Too bad my Russian is not yet good enough to explain to them that now that I can reprogram the machine (something which none of them can do) I am now at the “graduate level.”

3. Aram helped me buy a DVD player which is “region free.” See, every country has a region code assigned to it in an effort to block people from buying disks at a low cost in one country and then bringing them back home and using them. Therefore, the disks we had bought in the US (think Elmo and Princesses) wouldn’t play on Russian DVD players. Now that I have a “region free” player I can watch (and Dasha too) any disk we want. I think I will start with Vlad’s recommendation of Hotel Babylon.

If you have any “small victories” please share them with us in the Comments.

  • I remember the great sense of victory and accomplishment I felt when I was first able to get my hair cut all by myself in a foreign country. I also remember the slight feeling of frustration of not being able to boast in that accomplishment - I mean, come on, a grown man being proud that he can communicate enough to get his point across to a barber...

    Living in a foreign country makes for a life full of small victories.
  • A memorable small victory was when I made my first purchase under the old Soviet-style talonchik system. For those who don’t know or have forgotten, this is the system in stores that separated goods from consumers by a continuous countertop worked by one or more store assistants who were always grumpy because they had to trod around the long perimeter of the store to get from customer to customer (clamoring for attention). All the goods were piled high on the shelves beyond this countertop and consumers needed to explain in precise, yet colloquially acceptable descriptions, exactly what they wanted. The store assistant would wait while you examined the object. Then, if you decided you wanted it, she would give you a talonchik, which had the price of the item on it. You would take the talonchik to the cash register, get in line, pay, and receive a second talonchik, which you would take back to the sales assistant (when she was free again) in exchange for the item from the shelf (or so you hoped: since that was the one you had inspected). You can imagine how uncomfortable this experience was for shy people, new to this system (in other words lacking a model of how to behave and express oneself in a way that makes sense to those who instinctively know the protocol), and who barely speak Russian or not at all. So, I was quite happy when I finally made myself understood and became the proud owner of a medium-sized, two-handled, enameled yellow cooking pot with pastel floral design, which I desperately needed as I set up my home. Fortunately, stores like Magnit have come on the scene and made widely acceptable the self-pick western model, which removes the language and assertiveness requirements for consumers.
  • My son and I recently shopped at Okei here in Krasnodar... we were blown away with all of the choices they had to offer! When we came here two years ago Tabris was the European style supermarket everyone recommended. Now there are choices like Fransia, Perekrostik, MosMart and Sograt, it is amazing!
  • I find this blog most informative of life currently in Russia...Some of you may be interested in my blog from Ireland which contains an article linling to a lot of Soviet Music..

    I would like to invite your readers in Russia and elsewhere to view my blog ‘An Unrepentant Communist

    http://unrepentantcommunist.blogspot.com/

    Greetings to you all from County ’ Kerry in Ireland!
  • Nice blog and I am so jealous of "westerners" who are living in Russia.

    p.s. I think berezovsky copied your 7/16/07 thread about calling britain's bluff for his piece in the times on sunday. also, the fact that "no evidence" has been provided re: litvinienko/lugovoi was announced just yesterday, so you're more than a month ahead of the curve in respect to that!@
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